krams.txt: How to fight the Al Queda in your neighborhood!
This requires EVERYONE'S participation!!
The Taliban and Al Queda cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a naked woman that is not one's wife.
Next Saturday afternoon, at 2:00 p.m. EST, all North American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort.
All men should position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to
prove that they think it's OK to see other women nude. (Since the enemy does
not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of
your anti-Taliban sentiment.)
Notify the appropriate authorities of any people who do not participate. Your efforts to root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and indicate your desire to demonstrate your patriotism.
Remember: Be Patriotic - Be Safe - Be Naked.
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